<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708</id><updated>2011-11-27T16:58:40.630-08:00</updated><category term='snickers'/><category term='carnaval'/><category term='esperto'/><category term='monólogo'/><category term='clips'/><category term='esquilo'/><category term='funny'/><category term='canadá'/><category term='apanhados'/><category term='comedy'/><category term='gadgets'/><category term='daft punk'/><category term='euribor'/><category term='homer'/><category term='cão'/><category term='viola'/><category term='bruce lee'/><category term='Dane Cook'/><category term='benfica'/><category term='falta de dentes'/><category term='flat eric'/><category term='memórias'/><category term='mulher'/><category term='farting'/><category term='futebol'/><category term='simpsons'/><category term='superbowl'/><category term='sistema anti-ladrão'/><category term='loiras'/><category term='comediantes'/><category term='impersonations'/><category term='desporto'/><category term='knight rider'/><category term='drag'/><category term='simão sabrosa'/><category term='marretas'/><category term='borat'/><category term='comédia'/><category term='alcóol'/><category term='video'/><category term='russel peters'/><category term='levis'/><category term='bêbado'/><category term='marido perfeito'/><category term='guitar'/><category term='evil easter bunny'/><category term='artes marciais'/><category term='humor'/><category term='snl'/><category term='musica'/><category term='commercials'/><category term='dança'/><category term='enormes seios'/><category term='comediants'/><category term='dormir'/><category term='humor negro'/><category term='saturday night live'/><category term='justiceiro'/><category term='imitações'/><category term='japoneses'/><category term='one night stand'/><category term='humour'/><category term='videos'/><category term='sketch'/><category term='actualizar o blog'/><category term='jim carey'/><category term='chimpazé'/><category term='dog'/><category term='quiz'/><category term='publicidade'/><category term='pranks'/><category term='macho'/><category term='Frank Caliendos'/><category term='slow motion'/><category term='muppet show'/><category term='william ferrel'/><category term='falta de tempo'/><category term='fps'/><category term='clip'/><category term='audition'/><category term='charlston'/><category term='coelho pascoa'/><category term='orgasmo'/><category term='anuncio'/><category term='pac-man'/><category term='monologue'/><category term='trabalho'/><category term='bebida'/><category term='biblioteca'/><category term='michael knight'/><title type='text'>O q é q a metralháge anda a fazer?!?! Videos e fotos com humor.</title><subtitle type='html'>Video clips e  fotos engraçadas. Humor, comédia e relaxamento puro.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>44</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-9187229869426017001</id><published>2007-04-20T11:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-20T11:28:15.967-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='impersonations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comediants'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Frank Caliendos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='imitações'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comedy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comédia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comediantes'/><title type='text'>Comediantes - Frank Caliendos</title><content type='html'>Aqui está mais um comediante, este especializado em imitações. Se quiserem toques para o telemóvel com as vozes dele, vão ao seu website: &lt;a href="http://www.frankcaliendos.com"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kAMIlPudalQ"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kAMIlPudalQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-9187229869426017001?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/9187229869426017001/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=9187229869426017001' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/9187229869426017001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/9187229869426017001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/04/comediantes-frank-caliendos.html' title='Comediantes - Frank Caliendos'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-6121459818445912903</id><published>2007-04-20T11:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-20T11:25:31.943-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='falta de tempo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='actualizar o blog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='trabalho'/><title type='text'>Falta de tempo</title><content type='html'>&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Esta semana foi um bocadinho complicada.. Muito trabalho e pouco tempo para vir actualizar o Metralhage. Para a semana haverá mais actividade. Estejam atentos!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-6121459818445912903?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/6121459818445912903/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=6121459818445912903' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/6121459818445912903'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/6121459818445912903'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/04/falta-de-tempo.html' title='Falta de tempo'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-6874837738638759748</id><published>2007-04-13T11:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-13T11:26:28.345-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humour'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='simpsons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><title type='text'>Entradas originais dos Simpsons</title><content type='html'>Depois de tanto tempo no ar, ainda continuam frescos. É mesmo um caso de longevidade.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8QTAVQ-gr7k"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8QTAVQ-gr7k" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-6874837738638759748?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/6874837738638759748/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=6874837738638759748' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/6874837738638759748'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/6874837738638759748'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/04/entradas-originais-dos-simpsons.html' title='Entradas originais dos Simpsons'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-4675674861205116545</id><published>2007-04-13T11:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-13T11:27:03.007-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humour'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='audition'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='monologue'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='monólogo'/><title type='text'>Audição para Peça</title><content type='html'>Mais um daqueles sketches geniais.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/y-ZNX1jqbOk"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y-ZNX1jqbOk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-4675674861205116545?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/4675674861205116545/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=4675674861205116545' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/4675674861205116545'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/4675674861205116545'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/04/audio-para-pea.html' title='Audição para Peça'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-3003982790347652889</id><published>2007-04-13T11:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-13T11:21:03.215-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='viola'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guitar'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><title type='text'>Para aqueles que pensam que sabem tocar</title><content type='html'>Uma boa melodia&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1xPGqWt3L7A"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1xPGqWt3L7A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-3003982790347652889?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/3003982790347652889/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=3003982790347652889' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/3003982790347652889'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/3003982790347652889'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/04/para-aqueles-que-pensam-que-sabem-tocar.html' title='Para aqueles que pensam que sabem tocar'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-2132861736754390110</id><published>2007-04-10T10:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-10T10:46:29.607-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humour'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='videos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='benfica'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='futebol'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='simão sabrosa'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='apanhados'/><title type='text'>Os apanhados da bola</title><content type='html'>Apanhado!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/roFM3aCj1Vg"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/roFM3aCj1Vg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-2132861736754390110?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/2132861736754390110/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=2132861736754390110' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/2132861736754390110'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/2132861736754390110'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/04/os-apanhados-da-bola.html' title='Os apanhados da bola'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-5783415776532339435</id><published>2007-04-10T10:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-10T10:16:10.210-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humour'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='commercials'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='publicidade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='farting'/><title type='text'>Desculpa querida...</title><content type='html'>"Eh lá.. hoje estou lançado!"&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zaDYr284SUk"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zaDYr284SUk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-5783415776532339435?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/5783415776532339435/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=5783415776532339435' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/5783415776532339435'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/5783415776532339435'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/04/desculpa-querida.html' title='Desculpa querida...'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-8862596528665785030</id><published>2007-04-10T10:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-10T10:14:47.296-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humour'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quiz'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='enormes seios'/><title type='text'>Quantos pingos consegue uma moeda aguentar?</title><content type='html'>&lt;br&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/506731/the_nickel_bet.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;E entao? Chegaram sequer a ver o que se tratava o video?? Sacanhinhas..&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-8862596528665785030?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/8862596528665785030/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=8862596528665785030' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/8862596528665785030'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/8862596528665785030'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/04/quantos-pingos-consegue-uma-moeda.html' title='Quantos pingos consegue uma moeda aguentar?'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-3481966969007862506</id><published>2007-04-10T10:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-10T10:04:43.055-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humour'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='commercials'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='publicidade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='canadá'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>Publicidade do Canadá</title><content type='html'>Parece que esta é a ultima moda lá..&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qj3qgWNR8NQ"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qj3qgWNR8NQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-3481966969007862506?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/3481966969007862506/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=3481966969007862506' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/3481966969007862506'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/3481966969007862506'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/04/publicidade-do-canad.html' title='Publicidade do Canadá'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-7006907622165359354</id><published>2007-04-10T10:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-10T10:12:45.283-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='saturday night live'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humour'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='videos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='snl'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='william ferrel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jim carey'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><title type='text'>A trupe</title><content type='html'>Aqui está a trupe de Sábado à noite.. Sabem o que é o pior? É haverem cromos destes espalhados em todas as disco nights do mundo..&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AtDsErxC1tw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AtDsErxC1tw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-7006907622165359354?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/7006907622165359354/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=7006907622165359354' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/7006907622165359354'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/7006907622165359354'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/04/trupe.html' title='A trupe'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-1907611547346309051</id><published>2007-04-10T10:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-10T10:08:36.361-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humour'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='videos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dormir'/><title type='text'>Pessoas apanhadas a dormir</title><content type='html'>Somos sempre apanhados em posições esquisitas..&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/517897/sleep.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-1907611547346309051?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/1907611547346309051/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=1907611547346309051' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/1907611547346309051'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/1907611547346309051'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/04/pessoas-apanhadas-dormir.html' title='Pessoas apanhadas a dormir'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-7770432755525007481</id><published>2007-04-10T09:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-10T10:01:44.061-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humour'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='videos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='esperto'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cão'/><title type='text'>Cão esperto</title><content type='html'>Se repararmos bem, o que é que ele fez de especial? Trouxe alguma cerveja?? Não!!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/501925/smart_dog.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-7770432755525007481?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/7770432755525007481/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=7770432755525007481' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/7770432755525007481'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/7770432755525007481'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/04/co-esperto.html' title='Cão esperto'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-4151731840215995933</id><published>2007-04-04T09:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-05T02:18:58.252-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humour'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comediants'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dane Cook'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comedy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comédia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comediantes'/><title type='text'>Comediantes - Dane Cook</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hIL2YdlyI-c/RhPV3mAd6iI/AAAAAAAAAAU/fO2if0xHpdE/s1600-h/dane+cook.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hIL2YdlyI-c/RhPV3mAd6iI/AAAAAAAAAAU/fO2if0xHpdE/s320/dane+cook.jpg" alt="Dane Cook" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5049614758284487202" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dane Cook é um dos melhores e mais conceituados comediantes de stand-up da actualidade. O seu ultimo dvd permaneceu várias semanas no TOP, a sua energia em palco é contagiante.. Mas vejam o que quero dizer abaixo com alguns clips dele:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;ATENÇÃO!!&lt;br&gt;Estes videos arrancam automáticamente (não existe maneira de os parar) por isso pare os ultimos dois para poderem ver o primeiro sem sobreposição de audio.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="340" width="340"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.danecook.com/v/v.swf?key=6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="play" value"false"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.danecook.com/v/v.swf?key=6" play="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="340" width="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="340" width="340"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.danecook.com/v/v.swf?key=75"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.danecook.com/v/v.swf?key=75" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="340" width="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="340" width="340"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.danecook.com/v/v.swf?key=4"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.danecook.com/v/v.swf?key=4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="340" width="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-4151731840215995933?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/4151731840215995933/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=4151731840215995933' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/4151731840215995933'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/4151731840215995933'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/04/comediantes-dane-cook.html' title='Comediantes - Dane Cook'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hIL2YdlyI-c/RhPV3mAd6iI/AAAAAAAAAAU/fO2if0xHpdE/s72-c/dane+cook.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-8405057812907659564</id><published>2007-04-04T09:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-04T10:34:52.418-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humour'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor negro'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='publicidade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='macho'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><title type='text'>Scottex?!? Isso é para as mulheres!!</title><content type='html'>Um macho vê-se nestas pequenas coisas. Limpar o rabinho?? Nãã!!! Limá-lo!!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.livevideo.com/flvplayer/embed/72318857964E4C1D816590B8D0C91B9D" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" quality="high" WIDTH="445" HEIGHT="369" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-8405057812907659564?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/8405057812907659564/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=8405057812907659564' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/8405057812907659564'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/8405057812907659564'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/04/scottex-isso-para-as-mulheres.html' title='Scottex?!? Isso é para as mulheres!!'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-3662658256609614071</id><published>2007-04-04T09:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-04T10:34:52.421-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humour'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='publicidade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sistema anti-ladrão'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chimpazé'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><title type='text'>Sistema anti-ladroage</title><content type='html'>A polícia não resolve nada não é?? Por isso vejam a seguinte solução de anti-ladrão. É que nemvestigios deixa... Limpinho!!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.livevideo.com/flvplayer/embed/82D275BA38FA4A338850143C38C92A28" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" quality="high" WIDTH="445" HEIGHT="369" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-3662658256609614071?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/3662658256609614071/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=3662658256609614071' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/3662658256609614071'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/3662658256609614071'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/04/sistema-anti-ladroage.html' title='Sistema anti-ladroage'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-1493611734154441114</id><published>2007-04-04T09:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-04T10:34:52.423-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humour'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cão'/><title type='text'>Cão desconfiado</title><content type='html'>Irra!! Nem lhe faço festas..&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.livevideo.com/flvplayer/embed/34AC36EC50204590B6503EC5AD0E3F28" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" quality="high" WIDTH="445" HEIGHT="369" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-1493611734154441114?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/1493611734154441114/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=1493611734154441114' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/1493611734154441114'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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E que tal mudarmos o som de arranque dos computadores da biblioteca??&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;table border='0' bgcolor='ffffff' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;embed id='dumpalink_media' name='dumpalink_media' width='475' height='350' src='http://www.dumpalink.com/movieplayer.swf?video=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dumpalink.com%2Fplayvideo.php%3Fcid%3D1169495987' quality='high' bgcolor='white' play='true' loop='false' allowScriptAccess='sameDomain' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer'&gt;&lt;param name='menu' value='false' /&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align='center'&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-271715391318722464?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/271715391318722464/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=271715391318722464' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/271715391318722464'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/271715391318722464'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/04/partidas-na-biblioteca.html' title='Partidas na biblioteca'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-7325062963631901559</id><published>2007-04-04T09:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-04T09:24:39.621-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='justiceiro'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='michael knight'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='knight rider'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='memórias'/><title type='text'>O Kit está à venda!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;br&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hIL2YdlyI-c/RhPQoWAd6hI/AAAAAAAAAAM/dvGCwfH3iwE/s1600-h/knightrider.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hIL2YdlyI-c/RhPQoWAd6hI/AAAAAAAAAAM/dvGCwfH3iwE/s320/knightrider.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5049608998733343250" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O KIT, carro do Justiceiro (knight Rider em Inglês), está à venda. Vamos fazer uma vaquinha por todos?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.myhotcars.com/used-cars.php?id=7c44e23b5881c433255586352de178d1"&gt;http://www.myhotcars.com/used-cars.php?id=7c44e23b5881c433255586352de178d1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-7325062963631901559?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/7325062963631901559/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=7325062963631901559' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/7325062963631901559'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/7325062963631901559'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/04/o-kit-est-venda.html' title='O Kit está à venda!!'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hIL2YdlyI-c/RhPQoWAd6hI/AAAAAAAAAAM/dvGCwfH3iwE/s72-c/knightrider.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-8814249685312267759</id><published>2007-04-03T11:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-04T10:34:52.440-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='russel peters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comedy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comédia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comediantes'/><title type='text'>Comediantes - Russel Peters</title><content type='html'>Os pais são indianos, e o seu discurso é direccionado para todas as raças.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;embed style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-2579833089500205658&amp;hl=en" flashvars=""&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-8814249685312267759?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/8814249685312267759/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=8814249685312267759' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/8814249685312267759'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/8814249685312267759'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/04/comediantes-russel-peters.html' title='Comediantes - Russel Peters'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-8138471150048699892</id><published>2007-03-31T08:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-04T10:34:52.442-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='euribor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='publicidade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><title type='text'>Os bloopers da Euribor</title><content type='html'>&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/r-IpjewCrC0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/r-IpjewCrC0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-8138471150048699892?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/8138471150048699892/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=8138471150048699892' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/8138471150048699892'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/8138471150048699892'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/03/os-bloopers-da-euribor.html' title='Os bloopers da Euribor'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-8996090728869824273</id><published>2007-03-30T12:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-04T10:34:52.444-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='publicidade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='superbowl'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anuncio'/><title type='text'>O melhor anuncio da Superbowl</title><content type='html'>É já tradição - no intervalo da Superbowl - haver dos melhores anuncios do ano. Este foi considerado um dos melhores.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border='0' bgcolor='ffffff' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;embed id='dumpalink_media' name='dumpalink_media' width='450' height='374' src='http://www.dumpalink.com/movieplayer.swf?video=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dumpalink.com%2Fplayvideo.php%3Fcid%3D1170864209' quality='high' bgcolor='white' play='true' loop='false' allowScriptAccess='sameDomain' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer'&gt;&lt;param name='menu' value='false' /&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align='center'&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-8996090728869824273?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/8996090728869824273/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=8996090728869824273' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/8996090728869824273'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/8996090728869824273'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/03/o-melhor-anuncio-da-superbowl.html' title='O melhor anuncio da Superbowl'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-1211817292183480993</id><published>2007-03-30T12:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-04T10:34:52.446-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='marretas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='muppet show'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><title type='text'>Harry Belafonte vs Animal (dos marretas)</title><content type='html'>O Animal costuma fazer despiques de bateria com convidados do programa. Ora vejam este:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border='0' bgcolor='ffffff' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;embed id='dumpalink_media' name='dumpalink_media' width='450' height='374' src='http://www.dumpalink.com/movieplayer.swf?video=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dumpalink.com%2Fplayvideo.php%3Fcid%3D1171530802' quality='high' bgcolor='white' play='true' loop='false' allowScriptAccess='sameDomain' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer'&gt;&lt;param name='menu' value='false' /&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align='center'&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-1211817292183480993?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-1326045938623871635</id><published>2007-03-30T12:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-04T10:34:52.448-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='daft punk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='charlston'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dança'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='musica'/><title type='text'>O Charlston e Daft Punk</title><content type='html'>Aqueles senhores estavam muito à frente no tempo deles!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border='0' bgcolor='ffffff' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;embed id='dumpalink_media' name='dumpalink_media' width='450' 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scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bêbado'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sketch'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bebida'/><title type='text'>Quando se bebem umas cervejas a mais depois do trabalho.</title><content type='html'>Este é daqueles Sketches geniais.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border='0' bgcolor='ffffff' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;embed id='dumpalink_media' name='dumpalink_media' width='450' height='374' src='http://www.dumpalink.com/movieplayer.swf?video=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dumpalink.com%2Fplayvideo.php%3Fcid%3D1171819740' quality='high' bgcolor='white' play='true' loop='false' allowScriptAccess='sameDomain' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer'&gt;&lt;param name='menu' value='false' /&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td 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title='Quando se bebem umas cervejas a mais depois do trabalho.'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-4328881247723365871</id><published>2007-03-30T11:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-04T10:34:52.455-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pac-man'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='carnaval'/><title type='text'>Mais farra no Carnaval!</title><content type='html'>Para o próximo ano já sei o que vou vestir:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/T-Hns2U4ttk"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T-Hns2U4ttk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-4328881247723365871?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/4328881247723365871/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=4328881247723365871' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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term='publicidade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anuncio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='levis'/><title type='text'>Anúncio da Levis</title><content type='html'>O nome dele é flat eric e fez a publicidade da levis há uns tempos atrás. Lembram-se?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z2K1uKNMvuM"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z2K1uKNMvuM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-1289056470487730077?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/feeds/1289056470487730077/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2892974465954609708&amp;postID=1289056470487730077' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/1289056470487730077'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2892974465954609708/posts/default/1289056470487730077'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://metralhage.blogspot.com/2007/03/anncio-da-levis.html' title='Anúncio da Levis'/><author><name>metralha</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13897389367583957845</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-7247697579549506401</id><published>2007-03-30T11:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-04T10:34:52.458-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='falta de dentes'/><title type='text'>As àrveres somos nozes :)</title><content type='html'>O jardineiro é Jásus e as árveres somos nozes:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZCNnkOr2-lA"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZCNnkOr2-lA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2892974465954609708-7247697579549506401?l=metralhage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2892974465954609708.post-5606660791702290878</id><published>2007-03-30T11:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-04T10:34:52.459-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='marido perfeito'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clips'/><title type='text'>Marido perfeito</title><content type='html'>Depois de muita procura, encontrámos o marido perfeito.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border='0' bgcolor='ffffff' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;embed id='dumpalink_media' name='dumpalink_media' width='450' height='374' src='http://www.dumpalink.com/movieplayer.swf?video=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dumpalink.com%2Fplayvideo.php%3Fcid%3D1175024024' 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Trás consequências muito graves. 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